Someone said to me of a certain living comedian’s gig (not a recent gig – it was on a cold winter’s night):
“Nice body, small penis. Good looking. Might get bigger when erect.”
If anyone can correctly identify this comedian before 17th May 2011, the first person to do so will win a free copy of Malcolm Hardee’s autobiography I Stole Freddie Mercury’s Birthday Cake.
Only one guess per person. You can’t just send me a list of every living comedian.
Answers to me at john@thejohnfleming.com
I may or may not publish the correct answer.

Chris Lynham