“…both dressed in complete rubber frogmen gear with full gimp masks…”

I finished my daily blog on 31st December. But occasional quirkiness continues.

For example, comedian Sara Mason went to Torture Garden‘s Not The New Year’s Ball.

Sara’s Edinburgh Fringe show in August this year is going to be titled A Beginner’s Guide To Bondage (with live demonstrations).

Yesterday, she told me that, in the couples room at the Not The New Year’s Ball…

“I observed a tall person (I’m assuming was male) and a very short person (I’m assuming was female – though I’ve no evidence for either of these assumptions).

“They were both dressed in complete rubber frogmen gear with full gimp masks with only little eyeholes and they walked around hand in hand and then proceeded to have sex on a gynecological chair in the centre of the room – in the missionary position, through two tiny slits in their suits.

“The squeaking noises of their copulation were quite intense and most distracting. But it was certainly one of the most amusing versions of sexual intimacy that I’ve ever been fortunate enough to observe. Vive la différence!”

Photograph of Sara Mason by Nathalie Kerrio