Again, ChatGPT AI tells me so much about my life I just don’t remember…

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Following up my previous blog, in which ChatGPT decided that I had died twice – in 2019 and then again in 2020 – I decided to see what else I had done in my life. 

The result I got today still refers to me in the past tense, so I presume I am still definitely dead and I seem to have had a pretty wide-ranging career making movies and appearing in documentaries of which I remember nothing.

I also seem to have been a BBC Radio producer without knowing about it.

I await payment for all these creative endeavours with deep interest and more than a little anxiety.

ChatGPT told me:

All of that was and is a mystery to me though, thank gawd, there was no mention of the movie which dare not speak its name.

Anyway, nothing ventured, nothing gained.

I thought I would give ChatGPT a second chance and asked for exactly the same information again.

This time I got a far more personal-sounding response:

So my fantastic 20-25 year career in television apparently was just that – a fantasy. My wild imaginings have, it seems, completely blanked out my various hitherto unknown radio and TV appearances.

I tried one more time and ChatGPT this time decided to be mostly more accurate, though embarrassingly overly-complimentary.

As with my previous blog, I decided to quit while I was ahead, even though still dead.

Far be it from me to argue with embarrassingly sickly-sweet compliments – I say just use ’em and hope they get spread round as fact… but… erm… I don’t remember ever having written anything for the Guardian.

I know I have a legendarily awful memory but, really, my faith in the factual accuracy of ChatGPT in particular and AI writing in general is now lower than non-existent.

Yes, I know that is impossible. But we are in a strange, brave new world that has such chatbots in it…

 

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