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Who/Where on Earth reads my blogs?

45 minutes ago, someone asked me if all my blog readers were in the UK, which is an interesting question and the answer is No.

This is often called a “comedy blog” but not by me. I see it as just whatever takes my fancy. I have, in the past, called it a blog mostly but not exclusively “about interesting people doing interesting (often creative) things”.

I am sometimes approached by performers who want a specific comedy show mentioned/plugged… for example at the Edinburgh Fringe or in London.

And I sometimes (not always!) point out that the blogs may be read way after the show has finished and certainly not exclusively in London or Edinburgh or any-pinpoint-where.

If an interview is involved, I record it so that I cannot misquote people. I do make some edits to what people tell me, mostly to clarify what is being said. I take out the umms and erms and general linguistic ramblings which everyone does. Including, very much so, me.

And I try to clarify details for non-UK residents. For example, when “Soho” is mentioned, I usually expand this to “Soho, London” to avoid confusion with Soho in New York.

Most of my readers are in the UK, followed by the USA, then by the native English-speaking countries. There is also a TRANSLATE button on the blog. Who knows what gibberish that may create?

But, as a public service – and as a crass piece of self-promotion – here are four graphics showing where my blogs are read.

The first shows the hits on the blog today… up to 3.00pm… so there are still another nine hours to go in the day.

 

As you can see, most of the hits ARE in the UK, with a strong secondary following in the USA.

The next image shows the hits received in the last seven days:

I find it a tad unsettling that I appear to be read in Russia.

By whom I dare not guess.

The next graphic shows the hits in the last 30 days:

This one is even more worrying because it shows people reading me in China and, as far as I know, all Western blogs are blocked (to ordinary people) in China.

The good news is that I appear not to be read in North Korea.

Finally, a map showing the origin of hits on my blog in the last 12 months.

Clearly I have much work to do in the Faroe Islands, Iran, Yemen, Tajikistan, Honduras, Madagascar and chunks of Africa. I will continue to try to avoid drawing the attention of anyone or, rather, any organisation in North Korea.

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Shameless self-promotion of this blog…

Yesterday, I was asked about the ‘reach’ of my blog.

Here’s a map of where my blog’s hits have come from (admittedly over the whole life of the blog).

I never seem to have been read in Chad, the Central African Republic, Spitsbergen or Turkmenistan. 

It is particularly irksome that I have never had any hits from Turkmenistan as I have actually been there and have written about it. Obviously, I made little or no impression on the locals. Mea culpa. 

How I got hits in China I don’t know, as I think Western blogs are blocked; and I do not want to think who or what might be reading my blogs in Russia.

Any suggestions on how I can get my blog read in Chad, the Central African Republic, Spitsbergen or Turkmenistan will be gratefully received. 

 

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My worldwide blog statistics

Pencil_CUTIt will be interesting to see what the number of hits are on today’s blog, as it is a blog about the number of hits on this blog.

People seem to assume, when they suggest blogs to me to publicise themselves or their shows that this is a comedy blog (it is not wholly, as I mentioned last week) with a readership mainly in London (which it certainly is not).

I assume that my blogs will mostly be read on the day of posting or a few days later, but they could well be read in five years time and readers may not be from the six main ‘British-cultured’ countries – the UK, Ireland, US, Canada, Australia and New Zealand.

But today I realised, looking at the statistics, that Germany has featured quite highly in the last month and I have no idea why, because I don’t think there has been anything of particular Germanic interest included.

Below are this blog’s ‘Top Ten’ countries, by hits.

On the accompanying maps, the biggest-hitting countries are of a darker colour and countries registering no hits whatsoever are white in colour. I clearly have to find something to blog about which may be of interest to people living in Greenland and Spitsbergen and to pull up my socks in Africa.

The explanation for the appearance of India in the last list is because of the demise of the much-lamented (by me) Indian website We Speak News to which I used to contribute.

At least Iceland is dependable, even if Spitsbergen hates me.

BlogStatistics_7days

… in the last seven days

MOST HITS IN THE LAST SEVEN DAYS
1  United Kingdom
2  United States
3  Germany
4  Australia
5  Canada
6  France
7  Ireland
8  New Zealand
9  Japan
10 Italy

BlogStatistics_30days

… in the last 30 days

IN THE LAST 30 DAYS
1  United Kingdom
2  United States
3  Canada
4  Australia
5  Germany
6  France
7  Ireland
8  Netherlands
9  Italy
10 Spain

BlogStatistics_Quarter

… in the last Quarter

IN THE LAST QUARTER
1  United Kingdom
2  United States
3  Canada
4  Australia
5  France
6  Ireland
7  Germany
8  Netherlands
9  Italy
10 New Zealand

BlogStatistics_1year

… in the last year

IN THE LAST YEAR
1  United Kingdom
2  United States
3  Canada
4  Australia
5  Ireland
6  Germany
7  France
8  Netherlands
9  Sweden
10 Spain

BlogStatistics_3years

… in the last three years

IN THE LAST THREE YEARS
1  United Kingdom
2  United States
3  Australia
4  Canada
5  Ireland
6  Germany
7  France
8  Netherlands
9  Spain
10 India

Just for the sheer hell of it, below are the source of this blog’s hits yesterday, an average Saturday. Good news for comedy critic Kate Copstick; bad news for me from Greenland and Spitsbergen.

UK, US, Germany, Australia, Canada, Ireland, France, New Zealand, Japan, Italy, Sweden, the Netherlands, Switzerland, South Africa, Poland, Spain, Finland, Norway, India, Thailand, Russia, Turkey, Mexico, Denmark, Israel, Czech Republic, United Arab Emirates, Saudi Arabia, Philippines, Indonesia, Greece, Iraq, Iceland, Argentina, Romania, Sri Lanka, Belgium, Hong Kong, Uganda, Brazil, Slovakia, Kuwait, Colombia, Algeria, Serbia, Vietnam, Portugal, Malaysia, South Korea, Costa Rica, Tunisia, Ghana, Kenya, Austria, Venezuela, Liechtenstein, Pakistan, Albania, Singapore, Bulgaria, Nigeria, Ukraine, Estonia, Jordan, Bolivia, Guam, Antigua & Barbuda, Puerto Rico, Bahrain, Hungary, Lebanon, Egypt, Myanmar, Lithuania, Croatia, Slovenia, the Ivory Coast, Luxembourg.

If anyone would like to tell me what life is like in Myanmar or Luxembourg at the moment, I would be interested to know. Or even moreso in Greenland and Spitsbergen.

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