At the time, he said: “My films are not art. They’re just product designed to give people a bit of a thrill in whatever way is possible.”
He turned up here again in 2016, talking about his gay porn film Trouser Bar, which featured cameos by Julian Clary, Barry Cryer, Nigel Havers et al in a script that was definitely not written by Sir John Gielgud. Oh no. Not at all. Wipe the very hint of that idea from your soiled mind.
Now he is back here again, in two crowded-to-overflowing upstairs rooms of a pub in NoHo or Fitzrovia or whatever you want to call it in London…
…launching a reprint and update – the new edition is twice the length of the original – of Doing Rude Things – The History of the British Sex Film, his book on dodgy and, frankly, not always 100% well-made soft-core porn films.
Well, this is what he explained to the assembled throng of well-dressed and (mostly) respectable-looking fans of dodgy British soft-core sex films in the room above the pub:
When I was about 10 or 11, I found my father’s ‘glamour magazines’ in the bottom of his wardrobe.
When I say ‘glamour magazines’ you all know what they were – and they were called ‘art studies’ in those days. I was intrigued by them.
I thought: I’m obviously not meant to see these. He obviously hid them so that I wouldn’t. And so I became intrigued.
I reckon that discovery dictated the rest of my life and certainly my career.
Who could have thought that, in 1992, Pamela Green who, of course, featured prominently in all the magazines, would write the foreword to my book Doing Rude Things?
And then, another 25 years on, here we are in the Blue Posts pub, just a stone’s throw from Newman Passage, the main (opening) location of Peeping Tom which, of course, Pam starred in.
When the book first came out in 1992, I think most of the films I talked about had been forgotten. And I also think that the reason today we know films with titles like Secrets of a Door-to-Door Salesman and The Ups and Downs of a Handyman is basically because of me.
This might not really be the case!
But please humour me – I’m 70 years old and I deserve it!
The films had been forgotten but subsequently, after the book went out of print, they were kind of re-discovered and suddenly there was a film of the book and the films turned up on television for the first time, were issued on video for the first time – and I like to take credit for that.
By the time the book had come out in 1992, I had already been working in soft porn for about 20 years – I had written porn films and I had written a lot of reviews of the films, because nobody else wanted to see these films.
As a result, I wrote a series of articles for a magazine called Cinema, which became the basis of the book Doing Rude Things.
After that went out of print, several people came to me and said: Why don’t you re-issue it? And I said No to basically everyone.
My feeling was that I couldn’t think of an audience for a re-print of the same book.
But, 25 years down the line, a publisher came to me with a new proposal for an updated edition and, by that time, life had changed.
Back in 1992, the internet DID exist, but nobody was using it.
By 2016, when I started working on this book, there was an entire community online – young and old – all sharing notes about these TERRIBLE films. Suddenly, there was a new audience for this genre.
So that is why the book has come out again.
There is a video online of David talking about his film Trouser Bar…