Has someone got a voodoo doll of me out there and is sticking pins in it?
Having tried and failed for two entire months (29 July-30 September) to switch my phone line and broadband to O2, I gave up and went to Virgin Media.
I now have a modem that only recognises its own password about 30% of the time and a broadband that constantly loses connection.
Has the entire British phone market been taken over by the Commonwealth Games organisers?
How did Richard Branson ever get any of his balloons off the ground?