Yesterday’s blog was largely inventor John Ward’s column for last week’s Spalding Guardian newspaper.
It was about his absurdly comic experience of jury service and the chaotic randomness of the alleged English ‘justice’ system.
Yesterday evening, I got this email from John Ward…
A policeman appeared here in his nice shiny police car late this afternoon to ask if I would autograph the page with my column – in his wife’s copy of the Spalding Guardian.
He told me she reads it every week but she is going to raffle this particular one off at a summer fayre in June (“all being well, virus permitting”) and “it will be worth more autographed”.
I like her confidence!
The irony being – considering this week’s topic – that she sent her hubby who is a PC.
He was a nice chap.
He told me they will let me know when it’s happening nearer the time – and he added that his wife does a nice range of home baked cakes….
Could this be seen as bribery?
The things I would do for a walnut cake…