Some insights into the lives of three comedy performers at the Edinburgh Fringe…
(1) GERRY CARROLL is performing at the City Cafe, part of the Laughing Horse Free Festival. He describes his show Crock or Gold as “the story of the first 66 years of my life told in jokes, clown numbers and songs.” He came up to Edinburgh from London on the Caledonian Sleeper. He tells me:
When the train arrived in Edinburgh, it passed quite fast through Haymarket station and Waverley station and then stopped in a tunnel. We waited for an hour, as train staff walked through the carriages saying that the train had lost power.
Eventually, the train moved back to the platform and I got off.
I had Tweeted that I was on the Sleeper and a journalist from the BBC contacted me.
The incident had potentially been much more serious. The train’s brakes had failed and it had to be stopped by an emergency brake. The journalist arranged to interview me on camera outside my venue, the City Cafe, and I told the story as I’ve written it here. Basically…
“Well, nothing much.”
The piece was shown on the BBC Scottish News that night.
Since then, I have been recognised twice in the street, once by a woman who asked to have a photo with me.
I am more famous for having been on a runaway train than for my show.
(2) BECKY FURY is performing her show One Hour to Save the World (in 55 Minutes) Upstairs at the Waverley Bar, as part of PBH’s Free Fringe. Her Diary (first part posted here 3 days ago) continues…
My first show goes well. I tell an audience member he’s cute in that autistic way I like and add the caveat that he looks like he’s that far down the spectrum he might not be able to give consent. Legally. Or might need to get a signed letter from his carer giving permission if he wants to come home with me.
After the show, I’m informed he’s someone important. Luckily he’s not so autistic or important that he doesn’t have the capacity to appreciate humour. I am also told afterwards that the Malcolm Hardee Awards are still running and the man I flirted with/insulted/diagnosed is involved.
I tell him, “They’re not,” and somehow agree to have Malcolm Hardee’s face tattooed on my arm if they are.
It seems I am being pranked by the Godfather of alternative comedy from beyond the grave as the next day I am anonymously messaged with a list of tattooists in Edinburgh.
My hippy friend comes over for breakfast. He has brought me an offering of a chorizo sausage he found “dumpster diving”. I look at it, tell him I don’t eat meat and I especially don’t eat mouldy meat from the bin and I throw it away.
He redeems himself after Chorizogate by unlocking some features on Photoshop so I can design a new flyer.
I get engrossed in the design process and forget to flyer.
I end up performing to a small but lovely audience. Two of the girls are university students. They are studying journalism and have come to the show because they want to save the world. I ask them if they know what capitalism is. They say they have no idea.
It is great being able to tell an audience: “If you haven’t laughed, at least you’ve learnt… You need to get an analysis of capitalism.”
Life goals achieved.
Lovely kids but are they meant to be our future? Seriously?
We are so fucked.
Fate is taking a big post-coital toke of her vape and lying back in a euphoric haze of fruit-flavoured carcinogens as I type.
I meet the Spirit of the Fringe again when I return to the flat where I’m staying.
He is sitting outside.
He tells me he is called George and shakes my hand.
(3) Man of the moment Benjamin Bankole Bello aka President Obonjo, is performing his show Goodbye Mr President at the Voodoo Rooms on PBH’s Free Fringe. He writes:
Yesterday, was the best day ever so far at the Fringe and these are the reasons why:
– A 4 star review for Goodbye Mr President.
– Met Tim Vine, Tony Slattery, Stephen K Amos, Omid Djalili and so many top stakeholders in the comedy industry. Tim Vine knows about #JusticeForObonjo. So unreal chatting with Omid and Tim about the case.
– A prominent comedy club in Edinburgh, that we have been trying to get into for years, finally offers spots whilst the President is in Edinburgh.
– Met Tommy Sheppard, SNP MP. Someone introduced me to him, saying: “I am happy to introduce two of my favourite politicians”. Tommy burst out laughing.
– Confirmation that #JusticeForObonjo is having a positive impact on sales for the Triple AAA compilation shows.
– Audience members shouting out “Justice for Obonjo!” at the end of show last night
– Finally, finally, top agents in the country are interested.