Britain’s NHS was 75 years old yesterday. That is even older than I am. And dementia has now arrived…
…for the NHS.
I am only slightly behind, I fear…
In September last year, I received a letter from the NHS which arranged that I would have a video consultation with a kidney specialist at 1245 on 9th March this year.
In February this year, I got a follow-up letter from the NHS saying my appointment had been moved to 13th July at 0915.
Last month (June) I got a phone call saying the appointment had been moved to 0915 on Thursday 6th July (today).
On Monday this week, I got a text from a verified NHS number confirming my video appointment was on Thursday 6th July at 0915 and to ignore any text messages or phone calls telling me my appointment was on 13th July.
I went online today, as instructed, about 15 minutes before the allotted time, signed in and got through to a video Receptionist who said I had no appointment today but I did have an appointment on 10th and 13th July. She told me to phone the booking number to sort it out.
In fact, on 10th July, I do have a face-to-face appointment with a totally different kidney specialist (I have two).
But I phoned the booking number, as the video receptionist suggested, to sort it out. It was an answerphone, so I left a message about the non-existent appointment on 13th and the actual failed appointment today. I didn’t mention the 10th; I didn’t want to confuse things further.
As I was phoning the bookings answerphone, I got a text message at 0915 reminding me that I had a video appointment at 0915 on 13th July.
At 0944, I got a phone call from the consultant I had been booked to have a video appointment with today, who was wondering why I had not kept the 0915 appointment today. I explained.
We had a medical chat.
At the end, he told me that, if I was told by anyone I had a video appointment with him on 13th July, to totally ignore it.
Then I phoned back the bookings answerphone to tell it about the consultant’s call and advice.
I have a feeling I may be getting a complaint from the NHS on 14th July complaining that I didn’t keep the non-existent but noted appointment on the 13th.
I am now looking forward to my face-to-face appointment with my other kidney consultant on 10th July.
Once, back in the mists of maybe it was Autumn 2020, I had an appointment with the same consultant (who is very efficient). When I arrived, the receptionist had no record of my appointment on her computer. But he saw me anyway, because he did have me on his appointments list.
My experience is that the doctors, nurses and consultants working in the NHS are mostly very efficient. But all large centralised bureaucracies are incompetent.
Back in the 1970s, my grandmother was taken into an NHS hospital with diabetes. They cut her leg off.
Fair enough.
Then she got gangrene. That’s the thing they got in the trenches in World War One. It’s caused by unhygenic conditions.
Her other leg got infected. They cut it off. She died.
All large, centralised bureaucracies are, by their nature – and human nature – incompetent.
Nineteen Eighty-Four was a rather over-glamourised version of the efficiency of a centralised state. Terry Gilliam’s movie Brazil was far more realistic.
As an addendum…
Just as I was about to post this blog, at 10.56, I got another message from the NHS.
It told me – by electronic letter – that I have a video appointment on Thursday 1st February 2024 and added: “We hope you find this appointment much more convenient.”
(YOU MAY ALSO BE INTERESTED TO READ MY SEVEN BLOGS ABOUT MY SEVEN DAYS IN AN NHS HOSPITAL IN JULY 2021… THE SURREALISM BUILDS UP AS IT PROGRESSES…)