Earlier this month, my chum writer Ariane Sherine wrote a piece in the Metro newspaper which contained what she said was a “daft chat-up line”.
Her 12-year-old daughter told her “That’s the stupidest rizz I’ve ever heard!”
Ariane (like moi) had never heard the word before, but I told her “That is real mazda!”
I asked the Claude AI (a competitor to ChatGPT) what “rizz” meant. It replied:
The slang term “rizz” has a few different meanings in modern usage:
- Rizz is sometimes used when complimenting someone’s outfit or look. For instance: “Those shoes are rizz bro!”
- Rizz can refer to having confidence, style, and attraction or magnetism towards the opposite sex. For example: “He’s got so much rizz with the ladies.”
- It can also mean being smooth, charismatic, and having swagger or game when interacting with someone you’re attracted to. As in: “He was spitting so much rizz last night talking to those girls.”
- In rap or hip hop lyrics, rizz is sometimes used to refer to flashy jewelry, especially diamonds. Like: “Check the rizz on my wrist.”
- Rizz can also just be used as a general term meaning something is really awesome or cool. As in: “Whoa, that new video game is rizz!”
So in summary, rizz is a slang term mainly used to refer to being charismatic, having swagger and confidence – especially when attracting romantic partners. It can also just mean something is really great or excellent. The term became popular in hip hop culture and now sees widespread use in modern slang.
Yesterday, Ariane spotted and shared this online:
Very true.
So I asked Claude AI: “What is the latest trendy word on the street?” and got this reply:
Trendy slang is always evolving, but here are some words and phrases that seem to be quite popular and contemporary “on the street” lately:
- Lit – Meaning something is exciting, cool or hyped up. For example, “That party last night was lit!”
- Bae – A term of endearment for one’s romantic partner or love interest. As in, “Come over later, bae.”
- Fleek – When something is perfectly done or on point. “Her makeup is on fleek today.”
- Clap back – To respond to criticism or insults. As in, “Don’t mess with her, she’ll totally clap back at you on social media.”
- Snatched – Another word for gorgeous or beautiful in reference to someone’s appearance. “Her outfit at the premiere had her looking snatched.”
- Extra – Over the top or excessive behavior. For example, “Why are you being so extra?”
- GOAT – Stands for Greatest Of All Time, used to refer to someone highly skilled or talented. “LeBron James is the GOAT of basketball.”
- Thirsty – Trying too hard to get something or someone’s attention. As in, “He needs to stop with the constant selfies, it’s thirsty.”
- Slay – To do really well at something. For instance, “You totally slayed that gymnastics routine!”
So in summary, those are some slang words that seem to be frequently used, especially among young people communicating informally. Language is always evolving, so I’m sure new trendy terms will continue to emerge and gain popularity!
That is real mazda…
If anyone can make up and get a new word on the street, then I figured I should have a go. At first I thought of “That’s real sofa-bed” but that didn’t feel quite right. So I then thought of “real mazda”. I guess it came to mind as a synonym for “amazing”.
I am going to tell everyone things are “real mazda” for a while and claim it is the latest buzzword on the street. I hope you will help me in this futile and vainglorious attempt.
I looked up “mazda” in dictionaries to see if it means anything and it turns out it does – it means ‘light’ or ‘wisdom – and its origin comes from Ahura Mazda, a god of intelligence and wisdom, the one true god of Zoroastrianism.
Which is a bit of coincidence, as one of Ariane’s roots is Parsi Indian – the Parsis went to India from Persia around the 8th-10th centruries and they were Zoroastrians.
So I think – by happenstance and blind luck – the rejoinder “That’s real mazda” has a chance of sounding as if it means something.
I asked Claude AI by typing in “That’s real mazda”. Claude AI obviously remembered I had been asking about slang and gave me this reply:
I’m afraid I don’t understand the phrase “That’s real mazda” in this context. Mazda is an automotive company that makes cars, so I don’t see how it applies here as a slang term. Perhaps you were looking for a different word that sounds similar to “mazda”? Or maybe you intended a different meaning that I’m missing with this phrase. Could you please clarify what you meant by “That’s real mazda”? I’d be happy to try and make sense of the saying if you can provide some more context about how it was intended to be used. Let me know if you can expand on this at all!
I can see AI developing. It could be double plus good mazda. Or not.