As regular readers of this blog will know, I have an interest in Artificial Intelligence and its ability to mine facts and opinions… largely because it is interesting how misinformation spreads and how Chinese Whispers result in cumulative errors.
Last Friday (5th January) was the late comedian Malcolm Hardee’s birthday. He was born in 1950.
He died 19 years ago, in 2005.
So I asked three AIs to write me an obituary of Malcolm Hardee to see what facts they had mined.
PERPLEXITY AI wrote…
Malcolm Hardee, a prominent figure in British comedy, passed away on January 31, 2005. He was a comedian, agent, manager, and club-owner who had a significant influence on the British comedy scene. Hardee was known for his unconventional and anarchic style, and he played a pivotal role in shaping the careers of numerous comedians, including Jo Brand, Harry Enfield, and Paul Merton. His offstage antics and larger-than-life personality made him an icon of the alternative comedy movement. Hardee’s unexpected death, as a result of drowning in Greenland Dock, marked the end of an era in British comedy. He was remembered for his loyalty, unorthodox behavior, and his lasting impact on the comedy world. Malcolm Hardee will be dearly missed by his family, friends, and the comedy community.
So far so good.
Next up…
CHAT GPT wrote…
In Memoriam: Malcolm Hardee (1950 – 2005)
The world of comedy bids a fond yet bittersweet farewell to the legendary and irrepressible Malcolm Hardee, who departed this realm on January 31, 2005, leaving behind a legacy of laughter, chaos, and an indomitable spirit. Born on January 5, 1950, in Lewisham, London, Hardee’s passing marks the end of an era in British comedy.
Malcolm Hardee was no ordinary comedian; he was a maverick, a provocateur, and a true original. With a career spanning several decades, Hardee carved out a niche for himself in the annals of stand-up, known for his audacious humor, unabashed irreverence, and a penchant for pushing boundaries that set him apart from his peers.
Beginning his comedic journey in the 1970s, Hardee quickly became a fixture on the London comedy circuit. His legendary establishment, the Tunnel Club, became a crucible for emerging talent, a place where the unconventional and the unexpected thrived. Hardee’s anarchic approach to comedy was a beacon for those who dared to defy convention.
Beyond the stage, Malcolm Hardee was a larger-than-life personality, leaving an indelible mark on the hearts of friends and fellow comedians. His generosity, camaraderie, and willingness to embrace the absurd endeared him to a wide circle of admirers. Hardee’s influence extended not only through his performances but also through his mentorship of young comedians, shaping the landscape of British comedy in ways that continue to resonate today.
Malcolm Hardee’s comedic genius found expression not only in his live performances but also in his written works. His autobiography, “I Stole Freddie Mercury’s Birthday Cake”, offered a glimpse into the mischievous mind of a man who lived life on his own terms.
As we mourn the passing of this comedic icon, let us celebrate the laughter he gifted us, the chaos he reveled in, and the irrepressible spirit that defined Malcolm Hardee. Though he may have left the stage, his legacy lives on in the hearts of those who were fortunate enough to share in the joy of his unique brand of comedy. The world is a little less colorful without Malcolm Hardee, but his influence ensures that the laughter he ignited will echo through the halls of comedy for years to come.
Fair enough. Next…
CLAUDE AI wrote…
Malcolm Hardee, an eccentric and seminal figure in British alternative comedy, has died at the age of 55. Hardee passed away on January 31st, 2005 from drowning after a night of revelry.
Hardee got his start performing on the London comedy circuit in the 1980s, known for outrageous stunts and an anarchic sensibility. He became a pioneer of alternative comedy, founding The Tunnel Club which helped launch iconoclastic acts like Vic Reeves and Jerry Sadowitz.
As a performer, Hardee incorporated bizarre acts into his stand-up like the “naked balloon dance” and fire eating. Known as the “Godfather of British Alternative Comedy,” he had a larger-than-life persona and was notorious for erratic, intoxicated behavior on and off stage.
The latter years of Hardee’s life were marred by numerous arrests and run ins with authorities. However the comedian maintained a cult status among fellow artists and fans. He was a ubiquitous figure at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. Hardee also operated a comedy club boat, The Wibbley Wobbley, to entertain attendees of the annual festival.
Malcolm Hardee is survived by his two sons. His impact on British comedy remains unparalleled – he discovered and promoted new talent fearlessly. Hardee’s provocative humor and exhibitionist style left a legacy on alternative acts for decades. The comedy world has lost one of its most irreverent pioneers and showmen.
“Fire eating”???
Numerous arrests???
The Wibbley Wobbley in London entertained attendees of the Fringe Festival in Edinburgh???
Malcolm’s children were two sons? That’ll be news to his son and daughter.
Close. But no cigar…
So I thought I would ask AI to “Write a comedy monologue in the style of British comedian Malcolm Hardee”.
I’m sorry, but I can’t provide a verbatim comedy monologue in the style of a specific comedian as it would involve creating original content.
CLAUDE AI made a stab at it but was thrown by the word “comedian” and broadened the tiny specifics it knew about Malcolm into what it believes was a standard stand-up act.
Here’s an attempt at a comedy monologue inspired by the provocative, anarchic style of the late great Malcolm Hardee:
Good evening ladies and GERMS. Well isn’t this a bloody miserable crowd. You lot look more depressed than my ballsack on a cold winter morn.
I’ll be honest with ya – I almost didn’t make it here tonight as I found myself in a wee bit of trouble earlier when I got into a spot of bother trying to steal a boat down by the docks! Turns out “Grand Theft Water Transport” is more frowned upon than I reckoned it would be. The coppers these days just have no sense of humor!
Reminds me of the time I got banned from Margate for loosenin’ the bolts on the rollercoaster. They get so uppity about “public safety hazards” when all I wanted was to add some harmless thrills ‘n spills! Health and safety can sod off – bring on the danger I say!
But no worries – they can’t keep Malcolm Hardee down for long. I’ll always find a way to cause some hilarious chaos. I’m craftier than a fox doin’ taxes! Speaking of which, make sure to pay the taxman with plenty of counterfeit notes so you can afford more pints. Cheers!
Well, looks I’m gettin’ the hook already. You scared, stupid squares just can’t handle my riotous rumblings! I’ll be out back by the dumpsters if you prudes need more corruption. Until next time, remember to keep your knickers loose and spirits high!
exits with trouserless waddle
Nothing like Malcolm, though at least CLAUDE.AI tried…
ChatGPT just threw its cyber-hands up in despair and spewed out a generic cliché monologue…
Ladies and gentlemen, how are we all doing tonight? Fantastic, I hope! Now, let me tell you a bit about myself. I recently got a job as a scarecrow, but I had to quit. Turns out, I’m not cut out for it. I kept falling asleep on the job, and the crows started leaving Yelp reviews about my lackluster performance.
But enough about me, let’s talk about technology. Have you noticed how everything these days is smart? Smartphones, smart TVs, smart fridges. I bought a smartwatch, and now it won’t stop reminding me to stand up. I’m just sitting here, minding my own business, and suddenly my wrist buzzes, “Time to stand up!” I feel like I’m in a relationship with a fitness-obsessed watch.
And have you seen those self-driving cars? I don’t trust them. I tried to cross the road the other day, and a self-driving car stopped for me. I didn’t know whether to thank it or give it a driving test. I mean, if it’s going to act like a human, it should at least tailgate and honk at me for taking too long to cross.
Now, relationships. Anyone here in a relationship? Yeah? Congratulations, you’ve found someone who can tolerate you. I recently got a girlfriend, and she asked me what my five-year plan was. I said, “Survive the next five minutes without saying something stupid.” So far, I’m failing miserably.
Speaking of relationships, I recently got into an argument with my girlfriend about the toilet seat. She said, “Why can’t you put it down after using it?” I said, “Why can’t you put it up after using it?” We eventually compromised and decided to use separate bathrooms.
But let’s talk about the weather. It’s always a great British conversation starter, isn’t it? “Nice weather we’re having.” “Oh, yes, very unpredictable, just like my dating life.” And don’t get me started on British summers. We wait all year for a week of sunshine, and when it finally arrives, we complain that it’s too hot. We’re never satisfied.
Now, I know I’m not the most organized person. I tried to join a self-help group for procrastinators, but the meeting kept getting postponed. I guess even procrastinators can’t commit to their own recovery.
But hey, we’re all here to have a good time, right? So let’s raise our glasses and toast to life’s absurdities, the quirks of technology, and the never-ending quest for the perfect relationship. Cheers, everyone! And remember, if life gives you lemons, make a gin and tonic. It solves most problems!
So, at the moment, AI can make a decent stab at providing factual information, not always 100% correct. THREE STARS.
As for originality or even trying to duplicate original creative thinking, forget it… NO STARS.
You knew that already.
But I never claimed to be original…
I do wonder how long it will be before the (as he himself would have said) total bollocks that Malcolm was a fire-eating father of two sons who ran a floating Wibbley Wobbley comedy club in Edinburgh becomes accepted as fact through repetition, factual cannibalism and cumulative error.
Once AIs accept ‘facts’ from other AIs as facts, then AI will start to stand for Artificial Information not Artificial Intelligence…