Irvine Welsh‘s Trainspotting was published exactly 30 years ago. It was longlisted for the 1993 Booker Prize, but was apparently rejected for the shortlist after “offending the sensibilities of two judges”. The film version came out in 1996 with the movie T2: Trainspotting emerging in 2007 as a sort-of sequel. But the actual novel sequel to Trainspotting – Porno – was published in 2002.
This Sunday, the new stage version of Porno will open at London’s Arts Theatre, running for seven consecutive Sundays.
It was adapted by Scots writer/producer Davie Carswell…
JOHN: This is a stage production of the T2: Trainspotting movie sequel…
DAVIE: No. Trainspotting 2 was a standalone film.
JOHN: So this Porno stage show is based on the original Porno novel, which was a sequel to the original Trainspotting novel, not on the T2: Trainspotting film.
DAVIE: 100%. Fans of Irvine Welsh maybe weren’t as keen on the T2 film as… I mean, I really enjoyed it. I really enjoyed it, but it maybe didn’t do as well as they hoped.
Everyone online is saying to me: This Porno play had better be Porno and not T2...
And it IS Porno. We’ve lifted large chunks of dialogue and monologues right out of the book, to give it that really effective Irvine feeling.
JOHN: Why is it titled Porno? Trainspotting was about drugs, not porn.
DAVIE: The title’s Porno because Simon ‘Sick Boy’ Williamson is trying to make porn to make his fortune and this is his last big Hurrah. He’s at an age – a mid-life crisis – and he sees time running out… By happy coincidence, back comes Mark Renton to make amends. The question is Will Simon be able to get himself out of the bitterness that has enveloped him?
Because he’s a MASSIVE coke-head. A massive cocaine addict. He’s been doing cocaine every day for the last 15 years, so his mind’s a bit mushy at times.
That’s the story.
JOHN: You first produced this Porno stage show at the 2022 Edinburgh Fringe.
DAVIE: Yes. We did it in Edinburgh last year and then we did three sold-out nights at the King’s Theatre in Glasgow this year. And now we’ve done Greenock, Liverpool, Crewe and Manchester. And the one common response we noticed was that the more shocking the line, the more controversial the joke, the bigger the laugh. That’s exactly what it comes down to.
Irvine is not a shock jock, but his humour is shocking; it’s dark. You only have to see something like The Acid House to see some of the darkness. But we love it; we fucking love the darkness and the controversy. You will see people laughing and then going: “Ooh! I shouldn’t be laughing at that!” The comedy instinct is right there to begin with; then the moralistic bit comes in. “Oh! Should I really be laughing at that?” But, by then it’s too late. You’re laughing.
JOHN: When you say ‘we’ enjoy it, you mean Scottish people? Not necessarily English?
DAVIE: That was my worry. That was why we did Liverpool, Crewe and Manchester before London.
JOHN: Ah, well, they’re different Oop North…
DAVIE: (LAUGHS) We would happily take them in an independent Scotland.
JOHN: But how do you manage in England with the Scottish dialect in general?
DAVIE: We are keeping as close to the book as possible. When you read the book, Simon and Mark – Sick Boy and Renton – their language is written in perfect English. Begbie and Spud are proper broad Leith dialogue.
When we asked some of the audiences in Liverpool and Manchester: “Did you understand that?” they said: “Well, we didn’t understand it 100%, but we know what they meant.”
Also, because of the dialect, at the beginning of the play in London, we are going have some slides up and run through a glossary of terms. “Bairn = child” and so on. The last one is “cunt = cunt”.
I mean, a cunt’s a cunt wherever you are and we must have the highest cunt count in any play that’s ever existed. The director has said he’s getting a bit of ‘cunt PTSD’, just hearing it so often.
JOHN: It’s interesting because, in London it’s an insult, but in Glasgow it’s almost a term of affection. Like ‘bastard’ in Australia.
DAVIE: I’m writing a juke box musical at the moment, set in Glasgow.
JOHN: What’s a juke box musical?
DAVIE: It’s when you use the songs that are already out there.
We are going to use songs by artists with a Glasgow connection. So Simple Minds, Texas, Primal Scream, people like that. One of the lines in it is when somebody comes up from London and they can’t understand when people say: “Oh, you’re a good cunt”… He’s told: “Oh, no, it’s a compliment!” And he also sees close Glasgow friends insulting each other but just laughing it off; and the explanation is: “Look! We only insult him cos we love him!”
The guy from London tries it and he stands up and shouts: “Ya bunch of cunts!” but it doesn’t translate…
When you think about it, it was a minor miracle that Irvine’s first book, Trainspotting, ever got published. But thank God the publisher did. It started off as a book, then a very successful play, then a film. 30 years on and it’s still touring on stage all over the world.
Certain things are timeless. Pink Floyd, Fleetwood Mac. We are now onto the second and third generation of people loving Trainspotting.
JOHN: You adapted Porno direct from the book and a book is maybe 300 pages; you have maybe a 60 minute play. You have to cut out an enormous amount.
DAVIE: That is THE biggest challenge. Cutting out characters.
In a film, you can have a cast of 40 or 50. But you can’t really have that in a stage play – and you can’t really afford it.
There is a character in the book called ‘Juice’ Terry. Irvine’s fans love him, but I couldn’t fit him in – and also actors cost money – so I took the four main male characters and the female part of Nicky, whose name I’ve change to Lizzie. And I’ve brought in an authority figure – a local policeman – for them all to rebel against.
But I do think ‘Juice’ Terry should have his own play and I’m thinking of doing that.
JOHN: You’re an actor, writer, producer, director, but you decided not to direct this.
DAVIE: No. I think you need to have a bit of distance between a writer and director because otherwise it becomes too headstrong. I would class myself as primarily a writer. Occasionally I will tread the boards. I produce so I can put my writing on.
Handing a script over to a director makes you a better writer, because the cast can then try things with it, do new things with it.
JOHN: Did Irvine Welsh interfere with you writing the play from his book?
DAVIE: He just lets you get on with it. On you go: just run with it and see what you can do…
JOHN: He saw your Edinburgh Fringe production of Porno last year. Did you know he was coming?
DAVIE: I did. They were actually making two documentaries about him at the time and one of them asked if they could bring him along and film him watching the play.
Right at the end he just jumped up and started a standing ovation.
JOHN: That must have been…
DAVIE: Amazing! We are doing seven Sundays here to start with…
JOHN: So it might get extended…
DAVIE: That’s my hope.